Who are you and where is my underwear?
My guy friends and I got into this discussion about one night stands and they were gloating about how many girls they had hooked up with. I, apparently am the only person in the world who hasn't had one. But then I started thinking...does it count as a one nighter if it's with a guy you'd been casually seeing and you only slept together once and never saw each other again? (Because he sucked). But then you have to ask, does it still count as sex if it lasted less than 5 minutes?
I didn't have the heart to tell the guys that I know several of the girls they'd 'hooked' up with and there were reasons why there was never a return visit.
Guys....in case you don't know, we girls tell our girlfriends EVERYTHING. If you've got something weird on your body, penis size (and shape), how long you last during sex, weird things you may say or ask of us during sex, etc. etc. For instance, one friend's ex has a crooked penis, another friend's boyfriend likes to have sex with her while she's washing dishes and...insists that she keep washing them. When one girl asked her boyfriend to talk dirty to her, he said, "can I park my car in your garage?" And another burst into a fit of giggles when her boyfriend decided to try to be kinky and spank her...it was so bad, she couldn't continue.
Ahhhh I can see your eyes bulging as we speak...Sweet dreams tonight boys. :0)