Hold on, wait a minute...yep...almost...here it comes...yes...by george I think we've got it!!! After all my interviewing (again) I think we have found a winner. Finally! It's only been 3 days but so far I'm very pleased with our new employee. If only she knew how many people I'd gone through to get her...damn. You would not believe the last couple of interviews I had...
1. One had a lazy eye and fang like teeth...very distracting and scary.
2. One woman had some sort of nervous tick and she kept winking at me with her right eye. Very peculiar.
3. Another girl looked like she'd straight up walked over from the trailor park. She was a big girl, wearing white jeans and a neon pink shirt that were both 5 sizes too small. I saw more bulges and boobs than I cared to for. Not to mention the black roots and bleach blond ends.
4. Some crazy woman called to ask if we were still interviewing for the position and when I said yes, she says to me..."Well tell me about it and I'll decide if I want it." Excuse me? I muttered, "It's a back office position, Mon thru Fri." She says, "Well, I'm ONLY available by appointment and my schedule is full this week so you'll have to work something out." What balls this woman has!!! I just smiled into the phone and said, "I have no intention of working anything out. It's just too bad for you." Click. Smart ass biatch.
On a side note, one of the new girls my boss hired is about to drive me nuts. We have discussed at length my inability to cope with morning people. This girl...well, she admitted that she drinks and ENTIRE pot of coffee by herself each morning and by the time she gets to work, she is so freakin' wired that she can't stand still. My biggest problem is her mouth. She talks 90 to nothing and follows you around the building chatting in your ear. This morning I wanted to turn around, put my hand over her mouth and tell her to shut up or I'd have to do it for her.
On a side side note (he he), I managed to give myself a paper cut on the eye today. Very painful. Good thing I work for an eye doctor.