10 Reasons...
10 Reasons why I'd like to be a man:
1. You can pee outside with ease
2. Guilt free sex
3. No Period or PMS
4. It's socially acceptable to walk around topless
5. You can wear slacks and be dressy OR casual
6. No morning sickness
7. Can have lots of sex and not be called a slut
8. Not have to shave EVERYWHERE, everyday...guys have it so easy
9. Can walk around in rumpled clothes,unshaven and not be asked if you have PMS
10.Don't have to constantly worry about birth control
10 Reasons why I wouldn't like to be a man:
1. Not comfortable with peeing in front of strangers
2. Being responsible for doing the "asking out" all the time
3. Body hair
4. Having your *ahem* 'business' in such a vulnerable place
5. Going bald
6. Performance anxiety
7. Accidental wood
8. Being expected to be 'tough' in a confrontation, I'd want to run away screaming like a girl.
9. Having to deal with emotional women
10. Beer bellies
posted by Lindsey @ 9/15/2005 06:09:00 PM
24 Comments:
SPG - yeah, but how many men can help give those to you? LOL!
Linny, love the list!
On the 10 reasons why I would like to be a man I like 1,2,3,7.
I would love to have guilt free sex. That would be great!!!
On the 10 reasons why I wouldn't like to be a man...9 is the best, I can't stand emotional women they bug the shit out of me..But I like all of them just I like that one the best!
spg-I have to agree with Angela ...
With a lot of guys you never even have ONE much less multiple. Only in our dreams...
The world is my urinal...
;)
Defnitely hear you on number 3 of why you'd like to be man, especially this week.
I know some women who've had beer bellies too. I do not know how, I do not want to know.
I am impressed that you could think of ten reasons why you would want to be a man. I could only come up with PMS. After that I think we females have it pretty good.
Guilt free sex can be had by anybody. I read all about it at my office. Most people have guilt issues when it comes to sex, that's why therapy is such an industry.
Guys have body image issues, too. Not nearly as bad as women, though. Look at those eerie people in Cosmo. The men never have hair unless it is on his head. I was with a girl and we were making out and she asks me if I would get laser hair removal. We had only been dating a week. I told her that if she wasn't going to shave her legs, I wasn't going to shave my face. Equality is a level playing field for all. Laser hair removal, my ass.
having to deal with emotional women is so true.
i feel bad for guys sometimes.
but then i realize-- they are confusing too.
There are no reasons that I would ever want to be a man.
Apparently men aren't responsible for knowing how to pick up their clothes from the bathroom floor or make the freakin bed. That would be my number 11.
Being a guy is so not only awesome, it's just easier. I can be up and ready for work in 15 minutes flat. For my wife, it's takes at least an hour. Most of us don't sweat the small stuff - c'mon we live by the five second rule.
One more reason being a guy is great: We never have to be pregnant or give birth. Pregnancy, labor and delivery are just horrible things to happen to a body. If you ask me, that's proof that God is a man.
Mind-blowing multiple orgasms are great, but like Linny said we don't always get to have even one! I've never been with a guy that didn't get to have at least one orgasm! Not fair!
That was hilarious and I agree. But I would like to be a man for a day. There are certain things I'd like to experience today.
-N
I think there is a small percentage of people who live their lives as both men and women. But for the rest of us, it is what is programed into our DNA, I enjoy being a man. I liked your list it was interesting.
That's why being a gay man gets you the best of both worlds...
1. Pee with ease [in either stall or urinal depending on preference and in women's washroom too sometimes]
2. Guilt free sex and you can choose to be the asker or be asked out.
3. No PMS and you can shave/wax your body hair without judgement.
4. Can be shirtless without worry.
5. Can get hair treatment with no judgement.
6. No such thing as performance anxiety for gay men.
7. Having a wood is no problem in front of other gay men....may actually get you the guilt-free sex if you do.
8. Can be tough or scream like a girl.
9. Style is inherent in a gay man.
10. Body image is a key factor and beer bellies don't happen.
I'm entirely with Stephen. Gay man is best.
I want to be a gay man in a woman's body. Think on that for a bit. ;)
Greetings!
I happened to be BLOG hopping and came across your site.
As a fellow sci-fi/fantasy addict, may I recommend The Deed of Paksenarrion. I think I have read the trilogy about half a dozen times.
Lol. Stephen THAT IS AWESOME!!! Ha ha. You're absolutely right...I should simply aspire to be a gay man and the world would be perfect. lol
Fun post, Linny - hilarious! How do you do it every day?
Natural talent, no doubt!
I am with some of the other girls...
I would never want to be a man.
I don't think I could do the gay man thing...
But I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body...
Accidental wood is a big problem when you work in an office and it pops up while walking down the hall to a pointless meeting. Its ok once you have been seated , just have to watch out for the gum under the tables though.
Very nice site! »
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