Wednesday, August 17, 2005

When is it okay....?

Hmmm. After my rather disappointing day at the office I decided to go out and make friends with a few bottles of Bud Light. There's a little Tavern nearby where you can just sit on the patio and relax so I kicked back under an umbrella and tried to forget about the day.

I was just beginning to feel successful in my efforts when I got some company that definetly caused a distraction. This 6"0 tall guy takes a seat at the table next to me and honestly I couldn't help but to check him out from the corner of my eye. And no..he wasn't goodlooking. This guy had long blond hair and bangs. I mean "serious, cut across your brows like an 8 year old girl" bangs. I was fascinated. At what point did he look in the mirror and say..."Damn boy, you should get yourself some bangs. Then you'd be looking mighty fine. Yes indeedy."

12 Comments:

Blogger Trée said...

First paragraph sounded like heaven. And then the guy with the bangs--lol. I was gonna say only in Georgia, but I live in Tennessee and I'm sure we got a few of those "bangers" over here too.

8/17/2005 10:01 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

LOL I can just picture that. This cracked me up.:-D

Thanks for the comment.:)

8/17/2005 10:04 PM  
Blogger FU said...

u should have taken a picture of the bangs and kept it at ur desk.. it would keep more ppl away than lil ol stewie :) thanks for dropping by.

fu

8/17/2005 10:23 PM  
Blogger the M and the G said...

M:
The list is there for ya, as requested.
I think the Big-blond-dude-with-bangs encounter could have been worse, I dont know about you, but be happy the bangs weren't complemented by a freshly cut mullet!

8/18/2005 12:32 AM  
Blogger Autumn Storm said...

Linny - for some reason, I could not access your blog from your profile after your last comment and just kind of assumed (being a comp dunce) it was inaccessible permanently! Luckily I tried again and thereby stumbled upon another "desperately seeking away from spinsterhood" :-)

Secure in my belief, I was just about to read how a bad day turned into something promising with the arrival of the eye-catching male, I had a good giggle at the finalé. lol

Isn't it funny how one thing can go wrong and every little thing from then on is a major nuisance, and likewise when we are feeling great, the flirting for example would have been sweet, the non-straw mistake would have been easily forgiven and the psycho bitch would just be misunderstood ;o)

Now that one appeals to the romantic in me...the beauty and the beast syndrome. I've had that, i.e. guys I definitely am not interested in ask me out, and I cannot help but think, who knows...maybe just beyond they would turn out to be perfect for me, but they never have been. Lesson learned - trust your instincts.

The story of friendship - nicely done. Urgh, mine, bacardi. Oh and peppermint liquer. Oh and Liebfraumilch. Oh and....

The irony of chewing gum :-) and the wonders of dr.pepper! Could have been a scene from Bridget Jones - very funny to read, not so funny at the time.

Ahhh, what a little ray of sunshine :-) Funny comeback!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha - (boob post),ahem, sorry. Great talent for humorous writing!

Don't tell anyone, but I can relate to some of the confessions

Thanks for the comments on my blog and for the fun I had in reading yours!

8/18/2005 2:36 AM  
Blogger Sherri Sanders said...

Been there, done that! Only, I'm fascinated more by what they wear. My latest grief.......women that wear hip hugger jeans and short shirts with flab hanging out. Ugh!

8/18/2005 7:29 AM  
Blogger Pheebs said...

hahahah..this post cracked me up!! What IS it with guys and strange hair?! I saw a guy whose hair looked perfectly normal from the back...neatly shaved and short...but from the front, he had a WALL. Yes, much like the ones from the 80's but it was flimsy and TALL. It was the weirdest thing I'd ever seen...do these people look in the mirror in the morning and say, "Yes. THIS looks HOT. YOU are a stud..."???

8/18/2005 8:43 AM  
Blogger Annie said...

I havent' seen a man with bangs in ages.... I agree with Fu, a picture would have been kick ass... i've seriously considered walking around with a digital camera and a tape recorder for such an occasion.

8/18/2005 8:58 AM  
Blogger Natalia said...

hehehe...bangs and mullets make you think about that...and so do comb-overs. Ick :) Thanks...now I have that visual in my head!

-N

8/18/2005 11:09 AM  
Blogger Alice said...

some people must truly delude themselves when they look in the mirror.... but then i get all freaked out and wonder if i do the same thing. i mean, that guy must think he looks good, what if i'm doing the same thing?? i hope someone would tell me :-)

8/18/2005 11:39 AM  
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