Secret Confessions

You know, we've all done things or had crazy thoughts that we would never tell anyone for fear that we would be teased mercilessly. Some are lesser transgressions that others are equally guilty of, others...well, others may make you wonder if you're normal. I confess... I am guilty of both.

1. I went to a Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch concert.
2. I watched "Dancing with the Stars" religously.
3. I'm afraid of the dark and have to sleep with a light on because as I child I thought aliens would come and get me while I slept.
4. When I was little, I refused to put my stuffed animals in a plastic bag when we moved because I was afraid they would suffocate.
5. I once screamed myself hoarse at a New Kids on the Block concert. Joe McIntyre had run to my side of the stage and was waving to the crowd. Even though I was seated in the rafters, in the dark, with a thousand other girls between us...I knew he was waving to me...To ME! I Love You Joey Joe!!!
6. I'm careful not to get completely naked in a department store dressing room. I am convinced that there are people watching from behind the mirrors mounted on the walls. I also check the ceiling tiles when I walk in for noticable evidence of cameras.
7. Whenever I see a suspicous person or event, I try to memorize the time and as many details about the subjects, in the event that police call upon me as a witness who busts the case wide open.
8. I work for a physician and have to wear scrubs...though I am not a nurse. However, I am frequently paranoid that I will be in a crowded place one day when someone falls out and everyone turns to me expecting me to save this person's life. Unless they have a rubber head and half a body...I'm no good.
9. I secretly fantasize about being a really cool super spy like Jennifer Garner in Alias.