Sunday, May 07, 2006

The Game

There are times in life when we all get thrown a few curve balls.

Sometimes they get kind of lobbed over halfheartedly, giving you time to bob and weave...bob and weave.

Other times, they're pitched at high speed and your only options are to either dive face first into the dirt or spend an obscene amount of time nursing a fractured skull.

Either way, it's an inevitability that at some point in your life, you'll find yourself face to face with the little fucker responsible for calling open season on your head. And when that times comes I hope you dust yourself off, march right up...and spit in his eye.

It's time to bring this season to a close.

21 Comments:

Blogger Fuckkit said...

And when that times comes I hope you dust yourself off, march right up...and spit in his eye.

I prefer to plot subtle yet incidious revenge.

5/07/2006 5:36 PM  
Blogger Princess Pessimism said...

....if you really dis spit in someones eye, you are my new personal hero

5/07/2006 5:39 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Or...

...put your hands up and hit it the fuck out of the park.

5/07/2006 10:21 PM  
Blogger Pheebs said...

well said, well said...you are my new baseball hero...

5/07/2006 11:22 PM  
Blogger Outdoorsy Girl said...

Great advice. Next time I see that fucker responsible for calling open season on MY head, I am sooo going to spit in his eye!

...or whack him upside the head with an aluminum bat.

5/07/2006 11:26 PM  
Blogger JM said...

Good post!!

5/08/2006 12:13 AM  
Blogger Miss Ash said...

I hope you were able to bring that season to a close :)

5/08/2006 12:43 AM  
Blogger Keshi said...

bravo Linny!

**spend an obscene amount of time nursing a fractured skull.

lol!

Keshi.

5/08/2006 2:57 AM  
Blogger blackcrag said...

So who do you have in your sights, Linny? A pity him, whoever he is.

5/08/2006 3:15 AM  
Blogger Josh said...

Bravo! Just make sure you enjoy it too.

5/08/2006 3:59 AM  
Blogger Justine said...

If you are talking about this flu I've got, you've described my feelings pretty accurately!

5/08/2006 4:15 AM  
Blogger Px said...

revenge is way more fun
you could always do the same back to said impish person who has been reeking havoc with your head, that could be fun ;)

5/08/2006 4:37 AM  
Blogger Thomas J Wolfenden said...

I think the guy lobbing those balls at our heads should be dragged out into the street at high noon and shot repetedly.

5/08/2006 6:17 AM  
Blogger A. B. Chairiet said...

Hey Linny me girl!

I do hope you're talking, generally, about a guy, or an ex of some sort, and not about writing and/or blogging.

You could very well be talking about this block of yours, licking it, though it's not really a block, I know.

It's just the two weeks of What-the-hell-do-I-write-about?-Well,-I-could-write-about-this-or-that-and-so-on-and-so-forth-but-I-don't-much-feel-like-it-and-nothing-seems-to-sound-right,-and-I'm-not-sure-I-can-anymore’s.

Don't worry. It's been going around. ;)

...

Hope you're well. Have a great week! :)

Happy Monday,
~ Ash

5/08/2006 8:05 AM  
Blogger Cari said...

Am sure he deserves it..

5/08/2006 8:24 AM  
Blogger PAINKEY said...

hang in there linny, that silver line around that dark cloud is there.....

5/08/2006 11:54 AM  
Blogger Autumn Storm said...

I'll be cheering for you from the sidelines.

5/08/2006 3:43 PM  
Blogger Sass said...

Girl are f'n kidding me? ya have to catch that ball in the outfield and throw it at the guy who's trying to steal a home run.

5/09/2006 2:00 AM  
Blogger Px said...

*sings* life, it's the name of the game and i wanna play the game with you
sorry, just thought i'd share that little gem of a TV theme tune with you
they want me to write the feem toon, sing the feem toon (random little britian quote for those who missed it)

5/09/2006 3:47 AM  
Blogger Courtney O. said...

Do it - spit in his eye!

5/09/2006 12:27 PM  
Blogger Cheryl said...

I'm going to give youa big AMEN on that.

5/09/2006 1:53 PM  

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