Don't They Know?

I wonder if they had secret classes that taught guys from a young age how to approach women.

Think about it, in elementary school when they had the sex ed class they always seperated the boys from the girls. I'll bet that while we had to watch animated videos about how are bodies work, they were secretly learning the art of pick up lines.

If this is indeed the case, for the sake of women everywhere, I think I need to have a stern talking to with these so called teachers because on Saturday night, their students were failing miserably.

It shouldn't have to be said. It really shouldn't. But since it seemed like such a foriegn concept to the men last night...I'll go ahead and explain. Shouting phrases such as "You have a nice ass" and "Your tits look great in that top" to passing women, WILL NOT GET YOU LAID.

Do they honestly think that the reaction they'll get from me when shouting out that I have a "nice rack" will be a gleeful smile and a, "Thank you Sir. Would you like to touch them...they're real?"

Not in this lifetime.