Not Asking For Much...

When women get dumped I think we go through all the normal stages of loss; denial, anger and grief...but before acceptance, there is one other unspoken stage...

Revenge.

But NOT in a creepy stalker type way...more like a 'make him eat his words' way.

Let's face it, the best way to get back at the asshole for dumping you is to come up with a way make him wish he had never let you go...then give him the brush off. How is this achieved?

Some women, if able, take the 'make him jealous' route. This involves upgrading to a new super hot boyfriend that has no problem with PDA, especially at the same party/event that the ex happens to be attending. Oops.

The more common route is to kill him with sexiness. This is when we take all the anger, all the bitterness and all the frustration of the break-up and we throw it into hitting the gym. That way, the next time he see us, we are looking so smokin' hot...all he'll be able to think about is how he can invite himself over. No sweeter satisfaction can be had than having your exboyfriend try to pick you up, only to turn him down flat and then confident as you please... glide away, leaving him to watch your backside sway off into the sunset.

Cue music, "I don't think you're ready for this, my body's too booty-licious for you babe."