Saturday, December 23, 2006

Sneaky Little Bastards

The MySpace 'Singles' spammers are on to me.

They know that as soon as I see the name 'Singles' anywhere in a page name...I hit my oh so handy 'delete' button.

So...they've rolled up their sleeves...cracked their knuckles and are now playing sneaky-dirty.

They are now sending messages and friend requests from what looks like a real person. When you visit their page, it's completely normal...has a blurb about the person, their likes, dislikes and all their 'friends.' But when you click on their pictures...you are bombarded by a mass hysteria of company logos and singles events invitations.

Sneaky little bastards.

I want to use a little British cursing here but I don't know what words are appropriate. Pete...help me...

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think the best term would be "the wankers"
although i do like "bollocking arseholes" and feel that it may also be a little appropriate
see this is why i don't use myspace although i still have an account on there, i'm just well hidden ;)

there are so many terms that i could help you out with , the prime one being "single", but alas i have no job and therefore i'm not a good prospect (at the moment)

12/23/2006 5:09 PM  
Blogger Princess Pessimism said...

Bollocking arseholes is wickedly fun.

Wankers is a good one too

12/23/2006 8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was just about to say 'Wankers', but 'bollocking arseholes' takes the buiscuit. :-D

12/24/2006 5:05 AM  
Blogger JM said...

I get spammed on myspace all the time. It does look like a regular profile, but then somewhere there is a little "view my webcam".

12/24/2006 7:56 AM  
Blogger Crazy Me said...

Annoying gits works well too!

12/24/2006 7:45 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

Merry Christmas Lindsey! Stay off MySpace. Or do you want a bunch of 13 year old boys hitting on you?

12/25/2006 6:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've blown off MySpace. It's just become aplace where club promoters advertise their parties. I must get at least 20 event invitations a day. Pointless.

12/25/2006 1:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas, Lindsey! I hope you are spending today with those you love, and those that love you.

May the New Year bring you enough challenges to keep you sharp, and enough peace to so you can enjoy the challenges.

Take care,

12/25/2006 6:29 PM  
Blogger yrautca said...

Ummm I stopped reading at 'MySpace'. Sorry....

12/26/2006 3:52 PM  
Blogger Cheryl said...

OMG, I have noticed the same thing too.

wankers.

12/26/2006 7:58 PM  
Blogger Miss Ash said...

I agree with Phil. I had an account on there eons ago...but everyone was like 12 and that's not my bag. I deleted it.

12/27/2006 11:20 AM  
Blogger Sandra Dee said...

MySpace has become an interesting marketing tool, huh?

12/27/2006 11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is one reason I avoid Myspace. Good luck!

12/28/2006 2:12 AM  
Blogger Innocent Bystander said...

British swearing comes in two frequencies -

Low-Grade:

Bastards
Wankers
Twats
Spunkernauts

High-Grade (For Those With A Strong Heart:

Felching Fuck Buckets
Cunts
Cunting Arse Bandits
Snivelling Cum Conjuring Cunty Bollock Munchers

Myspace is gay.

Hello again :-)

12/28/2006 2:12 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

1 week and counting. Still waiting for your New Years post. Still there Lindsey?

12/30/2006 6:33 AM  

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