Flabbergasted
And men say WE'RE hard to understand.
Like hell.
If they're not leading you on and then completely ignoring you....
Then you get the other extreme where they're coming on so strong you almost feel suffocated.
WHERE ARE THE NORMAL MEN???
posted by Lindsey @ 11/22/2006 07:43:00 PM
36 Comments:
Four hours north by northwest. ;-)
Happy Thanksgiving Linny.
I so agree!
Keshi.
Don't know.
Adopt me Linny, goddammit, just adopt me already!
Just for you Lindsey, a short run down of some the likely places:
Q: WHERE ARE THE NORMAL MEN???
1.) In the 'Gulf', Iran & SW Asia doing their best fighting a losing imperial war, because this is what they signed up for, and it's the only way they're getting the scratch to go to college. [Yes, there's many other reasons, some less obscure, but let's keep it short, right?]
2.) Working off the mistakes from their first marriages. The debt, the kids, the abuses (mostly just mental, Hopefully!).
3.) Working. Too hard & mostly much too long.
4.) Still married.
5.) Tragically lost to their swell big screen TV's & gaming. They like their entertainment quick, simple to understand and with some immediate payoff's. Unfortunately real life conspires against them on that score.
6.) Yes, Gay.
7.) Running after the younger women. For whatever reasons.
8.) Still in school. Studying hard, waiting for a decent distraction.
9.) Reading blogs late at night, 'cause they have no cable.
10.) Always remember that your last BF may not have been born yet! And for that, we give some thanks.
Have a peaceful Turkey Day Linny & Bet on Tech with the spread. Cheers & Good Luck, 'VJ'
Exactly!! I couldn't agree more with you.
With the exception of yraucta's comments, it's so touching you have adopted a soldier. You go girl!
Linny, men are like parking spots. All the good ones are either taken or disabled! (This is not original, I think I saw it on a bumper sticker somewhere).
i'm the only one.
: )
I don't believe there are any at all...for real. It's disappointing and makes me not so happy.
I would leave a comment, but that might seem like I wasn't ignoring you.
normal men
right here in the uk
If that seems to be the normal male, try looking for the abnormal ones.
Ohhh....HAHAHA. Thats funny.
How TRUE! I don't think there are any normal men.
I, too, am flabbergasted.
probably trying to make time with the psycho women ... it's the yin-yang of the dating world ... LOL
Not with me, that's for sure. I seem to pick out the ignore-ers and the leading-on-ers.
Awesome, eh?
Normal is a sliding scale. It sort of depends where you start how normal potential partners seem.
...no such thing my dear, just like there's no such thing as a normal woman!!! ;)
What is your definition of normal? I have never met three people who can agree on what is 'normal', other than average.
Are you saying you want an average guy?
People are quirky, that's what makes them people. Me, I delight in my quirks.
The "normal men" are gay, I do believe...
Supermarkets. That's where we take our students to find normal girls, too.
Love in aisle 3. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
Men are simple creatures. It is dating that sucks.
And I am not ignoring you. ;)
HI Lindsey, when you find that answer... please share! Im still searching!~M
Men are rather simple and uncomplicated. This is my analysis of your situation:
If we come on so strong that you feel suffocated, we are seeking sex.
If we ignore you, we have found someone else who seems to be an easier prospect for sex.
There is no middle ground.
I am so sick people! :o(
I feel like ka ka.
Will return to posting when I'm feeling better.
Sorry to hear Linster, hope you get better soon.
Hope you get to feeling better soon.
thanks so much for leaving info on adopting a soldier...i gave some friends the info. and got them on board too! word of mouth spreads quickly! :}
men are fregin confusing!!! :}
we are really completely from diff. planets that is for sure!
i still do not understand men!!!
i know there are decent guys out there...chris is a great example
but im starting to see when i talk to guys more and more that the qualities that i would have liked in a guy...have ceased to exist
now
but there is always hope...:}
OMG I have the same thing happening to me! Unreal. If you want to vent, email me. I'm glad to vent right along with you!
Boys are stupid...throw rocks at them. It's my motto.
Where did you go Linmeister?
true but alas there are no men in uk
zinggg..............
I'm here.
Still sick.
Want to die. :o(
If you find them let me know
Although I'm not a normal girl either.
I'm going through that myself this very day. I want to just cry!
JT - wtf...
Well, I don't think that normal; extremes aren't. I didn't think I was extreme to extreme - but it's not like I'm never wrong...
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