Horrified
Some photographers should be shot.
Especially a certain photographer at your brother's wedding who takes the most unfortunate picture of you and POSTS IT ON HIS WEB SITE FOR ALL FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO SEE!
It's like this...during Morgan's reception, my other brother Mitchell was playing around and caught me in a head lock, bending me backwards and holding me hostage. Because of the assault, my body was in an awkward position to start with...on top of the fact that being caught off guard I forgot all about 'sucking it in' which all girls know is a vitally important tactic whenever a camera is in the vicinity.
I was unaware that the photographer had cunningly snapped a shot of this exchange until I viewed the wedding pictures on his website last night and nearly slid out of my chair in horror. There I am...body twisted and distorted, shirt riding up and stomach showing.
Oh sweet jesus I want to die.
posted by Lindsey @ 10/22/2006 09:39:00 AM
24 Comments:
What an ass! You should get to run him down. I'm terrified to think what the photographer got of me at my bro's wedding, so I beat him to the punch and posted some myself. If I had a nickel for every time I've heard "are you breaking out the six-shooters?" lately... well, I'd have more than a few nickels.
I think you should give us the site so we can check it out :)
On the same note i've had some pretty horrid pictures taken of me and most of my friends are nice enough to give them to me to destroy.
Did I miss the link? :-D
OHHH HAHAHAHA!!! That is so funny.
At my sisters wedding, one of her guests was wearing a read dress, and another person who was videotaping, had some special black light, night vision thing on his videocamera. (before the day of the digital camera, but I digres)
Anyway, this guest is dancing away, and having a great time waving to the camera man, the only thing she didnt know, is that the light on his camera, made her dress completely see through. When we watched it, it looked like she only had on a bra and underwear...It was her uncle, and he wasnt disgusing about it, but we all had a hilarious laugh over it.
Well, where's the picture? I thought we were going to view this horrific photo you mentioned of---it sounds pretty comical actually! The worst part about weddings are those camera people who video tape you. I was caught doing the worst dance EVER----under the influence of MANY ... MANY cocktails! Now THAT'S gotta hurt your image..!
I just read my comment and it sounds like hes pervy. He had one of those cameras that you didnt have to look through the eye piece, it was early day digital, where it was like a mini tv screen. He didnt know either, until we got it back to my place, and watched it.
oh no wedding pics of my br in laws wedding are coming out...
now ill be thinking about this days to come!
You guys will NEVER see the picture! LOL
If I could crash his fucking website...I would.
LOL (sorry, but that's just too funny!). Oh my, I feel for you, I really do. Tried bribery? :-)
I love it when you talk dirty Linny. :-)
POST THE PIC!!!
I WANNA SEE THAT BUDDHA BELLY!!!
my best friend is married to my boyfriends twin brother. I accidentally mixed up the two at the reception and kissed the worng twin. There is not a picture of that Thank you Jesus. But there are a few just after and even in the BandW you can see the hot color of embarrassment in my cheeks. Pictures like yours and mine NEVER go away!
Now begins the start of your life long quest to destroy these pics whenever you see them!
Lol! Some memories and pictures are best forgotton!
Where's the link? Where's the link?
C'mon, be a sport, Lindsey. Don't make me google "Wedding, Morgan" and anything else I can think of to find it.
No. me. gusta.
Howevs, you know that it is rarely ever as bad as one thinks.
You poor thing! Rather you than me. At dance camp, the photographer "shot" me with my mouth open and then showed me the result. I grabbed his digital camera and deleted the offending photo! Luckily I knew how his camera worked better than he did. The other lucky thing is that I am the webdesigner for dance camp and any photos on that make it onto the website have to go through me first (hehe).
Maybe you should start seeing previously geographically undersirable guys and we could work on yoga poses togethe. They have a whole book dedicated to such positions. :)
He shouldn't have takenthe picture.
He shouldn't have posted it for all the world to see.
I've had some of those taken too. I wanted to die also. It was when I was pregnate. I wanted to tear up that picture. I think I did in fact.
I am sooooo sorry, I know you must be infuriated! That is worse than the DJ at my cousin's wedding calling me out on the dance floor BY NAME for the "single girls" bouquet tossing fiasco.
Seriously...who HIRES these people?!
in this digital age there should be NO BAD PICTURES. Period.
how mean ..... have you figured out how to crash his site??
The bastard! He should be shot! OR at least kicked severely int he shin! ~M
I was in your exact situation over a series of pictures this summer...I promptly text messaged my so-called friend and expressed my horror...to deaf (and laughing) ears. The picture stayed. I am still cringing.
Oh I feel your pain
Man alive - caught on film. That is the worst luck ever. :-(
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