Affliction
Believe it or not...at no point during the festivities this weekend did a "So Lindsey..." pop out of anyone's mouth. (I attribute this to my willingness to kill anyone who even thought about saying something.) As a result, everyone managed to survive the weekend relatively unscathed.
So now, having sidestepped that land mine, it's time to address my current affliction which my dear Ms. Pessimism has lovingly dubbed, "Lindsey, goddess of sex...just on the wrong continent."
Affliction definition: Goddess like woman who suffers no shortage of men to kiss, snuggle or otherwise enjoy while visiting other continents...yet finds no suitors in the vast barrenness wasteland she calls home.
Let's face it, when I do meet men I have a habit of attracting the ones that are:
U-N-A-V-A-I-L-A-B-L-E.
Be it physically, emotionally or geographically. If they suffer from it, I've probably dated them.
The next step...finding a cure.
posted by Lindsey @ 9/27/2006 06:40:00 PM
25 Comments:
I'm going on a trip to Jamaica in November. I was hoping to become a goddess of sex in another country, but I'm getting the feeling that I'm going to get there and be told "Hey, you're great, but I just met this girl named Linny..."
That was an interesting thought from wanderinggirl. Will we be hearing more of "Sorry, but Linny was here 1st" from more people going on hols overseas? Stay tuned.
I have wondered why you hadn't fallen maddly in love with me yet. Now I know. I am single. I am willing. And, I live to close.
:)
Oooooooo Wandering Girl. I like that train of thought!! lol.
But you know the men will be smitten with you and after awhile it will be Linny who?
Saffron: If you hear of any stories...let me know!
Professor: OBVIOUSLY that is why we've never hooked up. It's an affliction I tell you.
Oh and I decided to use my own name instead of my nickname for awhile since most of you know it already anyways. I don't know...just changing things up a bit. I might change it back later.
We'll see.
Okay....i dont know if you're telling me im wrong, or right. But, by the tone of the post, it doesnt sound like you're very happy with me. LOL!
Listen lady. I dont make the news. I just report it. Get out there. Go meet someone. You know, I was talking just last night with my friend, and I said that we were losers. *me and her*...instead of getting off the phone, going to get ready and head out for an hour or two, just incase, we were sitting there, on the phone, talking about what losers we are who cant find anyone.
Now. I ALSO said that I think that becuse my group of friends is so close, and have been since the day before forever, that when we go out, we get really engrossed in conversation and ignore/fail to recognize anyone else when we're out. Which is good becuase I love my friends, and I give them all my attention. But bad, because we're putting the "we're not interested, leave us alone" vibe out there.
In MOST cases, this is true. But of course, there are always acceptions to this rule.
AND if none of this helped ease your mind...Pack up and get outta GA.
Thanks for the clarification on the name. I didn't know, and it confused me. I figured I'd committed blogger-commenter sin and called you the wrong name. Whew!
Hey Linny...you heard it here first: there is no escaping the lack of suitors in the wasteland you call home because the probability of finding someone who ISN'T unavailable just isn't favourable...
I guess that's the one problem of being the superior sex--no one can measure up to the standards we deserve...
and P.S. I did NOT know that Lindsey was your real name...I had to look twice and make sure I wasn't at some Linny knock-off site...
I think you are still glowing from your vacation and its throwing everyone off.
Shooot.....I wrote a comment and it never showed up.
Physically unavailable? You mean their equipment doesnt work? Stick to under-50 crowd linny ;)
As for your affliction, how about you pretend in your mind that you are a European - talk like them, dress like them, live in a flat and always use the lift in a building. Then pretend US is a foreign country. See how that turns out!
Wanderinggirl :-)
May just be a simple case of not wanting the boy-next-door - who knows what fate has in store for you, someone with a different background to your own could be just what would add the right touch of the excitingly exotic to your own personal Mr Perfect.
Linny, I've mentioned this before--you're not on the wrong continent, you're in the wrong country.
Come north, darlin'. And a little to the left. About a half hour before you hit the mountians look for a city. It will be easy to find, it jumps out on the praire like a it's in a child's pop-up book.
Cold winter nights are coming this way, perfcct for cuddling, snuggling and kissing.
I used to date unavailable women---because I didn't want a commitment. I didn't know it then, but I know it now.
Can it be that?
When you discover the cure, can you see if there is one for me also finding unavailable women?
Okay, first of all...the little blonde cutie in the pics from your last post? I want to bake him into a pie and eat him. Too cute.
They are unavailable for a reason. That is what I kept telling myself. Truth is, I was starting to look for a recent divorcee.
Here is a way to a temporary fix: Vacation more. :)
u can always try out an arranged marriage.. lol
half of the world practices it anyway!
:P
or u can move.. to canada.. and i can be ur boytoy.
u know.. whatever works for u.
You'll have to share that cure with 95% of single women out there, at any given time. The other 5% are the ones who will eventually find someone and cycle out as new ones come in, always keeping a majority of single women suffering from said, or similar, affliction.
I am telling you girl it is GEORGIA! There are no datable men here AT ALL! lol.
Glad you didn't get any of those "sooo Lindsey...." comments. :)
When you do that...
Can you please pass it to me... and make it a double dose... I'm older.. the disease is stronger! lol~M
I MISS LINNY!! CHANGE IT BACK TO LINNY!!!
I had no idea u even commented on my blog.. i got the email and i was like.. who the hell is lindsey?!
Maybe while on vacation we are less inhibited, or give off a devils may care vibe that guys are attracted to. I haven't a clue, i just know that my doctor told me not to have sex in Africa...i wasn't planning on it :)
When you find a cure can you let me know? I'll pay you... :-)
How about move??? Ahh.. I guess that is not to good. But at least take more trips so we can hear more about your foreign flings.
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