Saturday, November 11, 2006

Too Poor to Date

I was taking inventory of things today and came to the conclusion that if I ever do get a date...my underwear drawer will need a serious make-over.

This means a trip to Victoria Secret (or Vicky Secret as I like to call her).

Honestly, do you men REALLY appreciate all this effort? Seriously, because just to buy one sexy little bra from Vicky Secret will run us about $40. More if we have larger boobs like I do and have to get a larger size. And obviously we need more than ONE bra...not to mention the matching panties that are $20 each.

*Sigh*

Maybe I'm not rich enough to date.

39 Comments:

Blogger Autumn Storm said...

Oh my gosh, I'm first, that's gotta be a first.

11/11/2006 9:04 AM  
Blogger Autumn Storm said...

& underwear is just for starters too. Money, time and effort, and not only is there the question of do they realize it, but also, how many of them were worth it. ;)


Happy weekend, Lindsey, does this post mean you have a hot date lined up? :)

11/11/2006 9:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate to say this, but Yes -- a sexy bra and matching little panties is something I definitely notice ... slipping off a girl's hot panties is far more interesting than removing "granny panties."

The good news is, being male, I cannot remember week to week what a woman wore. Sociologically, we males simply don't notice these things. Thus you could probably wear the same pair of underwear each weekend, and I would never know...

11/11/2006 10:33 AM  
Blogger Sass said...

i'm pretty sure they appreciate it when the opportunity strikes to actually SEE it. but yeah - i agree there is no point to a bunch of frill lingerie -it's to expensive

11/11/2006 11:37 AM  
Blogger Valerie said...

screw Vicky, go to Macy's or Gap. 3 for's.

11/11/2006 12:40 PM  
Blogger blackcrag said...

Well, Lindsey, I'm willing to help you out in this department, as with a couple others I've mentioned before. But I'm not rich either, so while I could buy you two or three, I'd need to see you in several different lingerie sets so I'd know for certain I bought you the right ones.

This wouldn't be a problem, would it?

11/11/2006 1:51 PM  
Blogger yrautca said...

Dont they make reversible bras and undies? pink on one side, black on the other.

In the end the wrapping doesnt matter. Its whats underneath we are after. And I didnt mean your personality either ;)

11/11/2006 2:51 PM  
Blogger yrautca said...

the rule is that you cant make your fridge look any different than its right this moment. stick to the rule

11/11/2006 4:29 PM  
Blogger Princess Pessimism said...

Ohhh Linny...quit complaining. They have sales ALL the time. You just have to go when its sale time. :o) HAHAHA

11/11/2006 4:30 PM  
Blogger Groanin' Jock said...

TBH, by the time men see women in their underwear, surely the date has already been successful enough!

11/11/2006 5:08 PM  
Blogger Professor Fate said...

I don't care what your underwaer looks like, I just wanna but you a drink or diiner ot atke you to a movie. You are moving much too fast for me, :)

11/11/2006 6:43 PM  
Blogger FU said...

u dont have to wear bras and panties.

go comando.

u'll get more attention ;)

11/11/2006 7:23 PM  
Blogger Cari said...

who needs panties anyway...

go commando!

11/11/2006 9:56 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I have five little words...

Victoria's Secret Semi Annual Sale

Done.

It is totally worth diggin' down elbow-deep in those bins for the matchy matchy sets when he says "ahh...nice." And then asks the next time if you "match again".

But, of course!

11/11/2006 10:49 PM  
Blogger Px said...

some men do enjoy the effort that women go to in finding the right undies
especially if they are matching sets

well i do anyway

11/12/2006 6:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, you'll get no sympathy from me on the having to get a big bra deal...I wish! :)

11/12/2006 9:15 AM  
Blogger Lindsey said...

Autumn: Glad to see you back! but no...no dates for me. I was just thinking as I was sorting out laundry.

Starboard: This is excellent information. So technically I could get away with purchasing maybe 2 sets and interchanging them. Yes!

Sass: When you've been dateless and sexless as long as I have, you do your darndest to make sure you cover all your bases to ensure some action.

Valerie: Yup...I'm sure if and when the day comes, I'll do some shopping around.

Black Crag: How generous of you. :o) Of course you should be able to ogle your investment...that's only good sense. Make sure you're making a smart purchase.

Yrautca: I sincerely doubt there are reversible bras...those things are too tricky in their design to be able to switch around. Undies...not sure about but it would be a great thing if there was. And yes yes, fridge as is.

PP...sale or no sale. My boobs are big which equals more material, which equals higher cost (you should know all about this :o) )

Groanin Jock: I agree but I think it's the extra effort that makes things even better.

Professor: Well well well. How often is it that you see MEN putting on the brakes. :o)

FU and Cari: I have been known to do this with boyfriends but it's not my standard practice with men I've just started seeing.

Allison: I can never find any DD's in those damn bins. :o(

Px: I hope so. The cost, not to mention making sure that we actually look good in them...it's a lot of effort.

Dawn: lol. Trust me, they're a bigger pain than you'd think.

11/12/2006 9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't pay much attention to that kind of stuff.

11/12/2006 11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for asking a question I have been pondering over for some time now as well...

(sigh) and from what I read I think it's time to break down and go shopping...

11/12/2006 1:01 PM  
Blogger Miss Ash said...

I have purchased some ridiculously expensive bras like $120 bras. I couldn't afford the matching $50 undies....

11/12/2006 5:57 PM  
Blogger Outdoorsy Girl said...

I totally feel you on this issue. I like to have nice undies--man or not--but I can only afford to treat myself to Victoria's Secrets once in a while. I have found some pretty hot/sexy/pretty/cute matching bra & panties sets at Kohl's. MUCH cheaper!

11/12/2006 10:18 PM  
Blogger mist1 said...

Honey, that's why your dates buy you the lingerie. You have so much to learn.

Stick with me, kid. I'm here to help.

11/12/2006 11:39 PM  
Blogger blackcrag said...

Yee-haw! When we going investing, erm, I mean, shopping?

11/13/2006 1:28 AM  
Blogger Lindsey said...

I don't think people understand. Because I wear a size DD...I cannot find bras in the normal places other girls can find them for low price. 90% of those places only carry up to size C or D. Which leaves me shit out of luck and having to spend more money than anyone else.

11/13/2006 5:57 AM  
Blogger Chuckles said...

If there are bras featured on a date, then I am usually working at getting them off as quickly as possible. I am not one to care what color/variety/quality they are.

Back in the small places of my mind, the rational parts of my brain, the parts that run the normal non-nudity involving operations of my life, really do notice when a woman wears a matching pair of undergarments and truly appreciates a fantastic bra.

Please keep in mind that this part has no control over the raging beast of my libido and this beast cares little for fancy clothes unless it is engaged in removing them.

11/13/2006 10:12 AM  
Blogger Px said...

well it's effort that is not lost on some of us

certainly not lost on me

11/13/2006 12:37 PM  
Blogger Freckled K said...

Not that I shop there, but Penneys has great bras and panties.

11/14/2006 1:03 PM  
Blogger blackcrag said...

DD? *perks up*

Maybe I could splurge for a fourth bra and panty set... and maybe a teddy or something?

Afterall, if it is so hard for you to find properly fitting underwear, then there's no use going half-measures about this. (that would be just one D then, lol.)

When you coming up to Ottawa again?

11/14/2006 5:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are greatly appreciated. Especcially when they are flung to the bedroom floor.

11/14/2006 6:08 PM  
Blogger Crazy Me said...

Totally pisses me off how expensive that stuff is. What do men have to buy that costs that much?!

11/14/2006 10:00 PM  
Blogger Kat_womanx2 said...

in all honesty...all most men worry about is how easily the can be removed....they couldn't care less about color and coordinating panties..LOL

11/15/2006 6:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, we do, in fact, appreciate the effort. OTH, you could always "go commando". Guys appreciate that sometimes, too.

Hey, don't shoot the messenger! I just tell it like I see it!

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