I Wonder
I wonder if this can be cured with a warm body wrapped around me and sweet nothings whispered in my ear...
Any takers?
posted by Lindsey @ 12/08/2006 08:45:00 PM
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Friday, December 08, 2006
Any takers?
25 Comments:
Going to sit back and watch your comments box fill with eager replies. :-D
Sure! Where are you? (Please say Houston! PLEASE!)
*sigh* I suppose you're still in Atlanta, aren't you? Come to Houston and I promise I'll be good for what ails you!
Hey thats my question "Any takers".
But yeah, I'll take it with hot chocolate and a romantic comedy.
but then u'll give me ur germs.
ew...
:P
take to of me tonight and call me in the morning (i'll be in the kitchen making breakfast for you)
Lindsey you knew the answer to that question before you asked it. You're just loking for trouble, andmaybe some gratuitous male attention. Just post more pics of yourself and you'll have more compliments than you can handle.
Not even love cures a flu.. I should know.
Garlic and Horseradish tablets help, and cod liver oil will boost your immune system. Zinc vitamins are great too.
Honey and lemon in hot water is brilliant. I hope you feel better soon!
Your question implies a palliative sought, for head or heart or body you do not ought.
If this makes no sense, then just ditto Phil. :-D
come on lindsay u know ull have takers!
they hit on u every time !
hahahah
hope u feel better soon
"Network Geek" representin' the HO-TX!!!
Hope you feel better soon!
....Is this because I still havent sent your Alphabits??? I'm SORRY. I have them....Erm...Ahem. Okay.
I have the second box. The first one was delish. :)
Lindsey, You need some new drugs. Now 10 reasons why drugs are better than most boys:
1.) They work. No really, most of the time if prescribed properly.
2.) They even work when you're sleeping.
3.) Typically less damaging side effects. Very few will kill you outright if used according to the directions. Many Guys come with no direction Or instructions other than 'feed hourly'. Avoidance of deadly side effects, whether deliberate or unintentional, is a much more difficult proposition with many BF's, and in any case the side effects are always more severe & long lasting. An upset tummy vs. getting dizzy whenever you hear someone who sounds like the ex, etc.
4.) Easily available in almost every town in usually in an easy to take form. Guys? Well we know...
5.) Can be stored for years almost indefinitely in the medicine cabinet still waiting to help you with your problems and issues. Most will be at least moderately effective and still working after 10 years of purchase. This is still a rarity in many guys.
6.) Usually does not take up much space, and comes in convenient simple to use containers. Most guys, not so much. The real cowboys & grifters might be an exception here.
7.) When you're finished with them, you're commonly cured of your immediate problems. Does not happen with the guys much.
8.) You can tell looking at a pill more or less what it's supposed to do, and if it's yours, or if there's been a screw up somewhere. Guys, sometimes only his momma knows.
9.) While very expensive, it's a close call which will ultimately cost you more in the end. You typically will stop paying for some drugs though.
10.) Most modern drugs are handled and carried easily. Guys? Only when sleeping. Hope that helps clear up things. Cheers & feel better soon! 'VJ'
VJ...have I ever told you how much I enjoy your comments? LOL
vj forgot the similarities (warning - graphic):
1) both can be administered orally (anal options available)
2) both work best when swallowed
3) both need you to believe in them to work
4) just like you wouldnt want to cuddle with a bottle of pills, so shouldnt you insist on it with a guy after the act.
5) you want something long lasting? dont take either with alcohol.
Lol, I'll keep VJ's comments to heart.
I don't cuddle and I have cold feet and hands. As for sweet nothings...well, I come up short there too. But if you want to come over for a bottle of wine, please bring the wine. I am fresh out.
***insert random flirtation here***
That's too easy. The answer is yes, if you find the right body.
Thanks Lindsey, And I'll 2nd what yrautca said. I was trying to keep it fairly clean. No 3 is slightly problematic though. We know plenty of gals who firmly believe their guys will get the jobs they deserve, and yet they remain unemployed. But it is afterall an important part of a decent and respectful relationship& friendship.
None of this is getting that warm body any closer to Lindsey's doorstep though. So, monday morning I think you should do the only sensible thing for immediate gratification. In a time honored tradition that is perhaps thousands of years old, you should, yes, call the local Humane Society and adopt a mutt. You'll rarely regret it. And if you listen close enough you can make out the sweet nothings too.
Cheers & Good Luck! 'VJ'
If you find out where to get one, pass along the info, please!
how warm is warm?
*raises hand*
sorry, you will just have to put up with my shameless lust.
have u passed on from the sweet nothing;s and gotten.....somethin else!?
where r u?
hahah
You could bid on one in our auction!!!
I need the same cure, so I must be suffering from the same disease!
I wonder this every day...
Just found your blog. So happy I did! I will be back...
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