Friday, December 15, 2006

Scared to Open Anything

Something wierd's going on.

Over the last week I have been getting an alarmingly frequent number of invitations to singles events sent to my e-mail and MySpace accounts.

When I was just starting to dismiss it as a spammer glitch...I opened my mailbox at home and found one lurking in the dark corner...waiting for me.

I'm starting to think that there is some sort of Divine intervention going on here.

If that's the case...I've got a message for you... BACK OFF.

Thank you sooo much. *In my sweetest southern accent*


Blogger Crazy Me said...

I'm #1. Woo hoo!!

Go ahead, bite the bullet. Join an online dating service. Imagine the stories!

12/16/2006 12:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i've got a singles event for you

with me
that's it

12/16/2006 5:44 AM  
Blogger mist1 said...

Divine Intervention and MySpace. Doubtful. Probably the Devil's work.

12/16/2006 12:19 PM  
Blogger Princess Pessimism said...

You do have that crazy souther accent...LOL!!

PX is hitting on you again

12/16/2006 12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pp...not again, still!

12/16/2006 3:53 PM  
Blogger Miss Ash said...

Hmm what about that email you received though way back when....are you still single??

12/16/2006 6:00 PM  
Blogger Lindsey said...

Ash...I'm still single. Fooling around with Px on the side. But single nonetheless.

12/16/2006 6:18 PM  
Blogger Princess Pessimism said...

I know you're still hitting on her. I didnt want to be the obvious one though. (I also didnt want to seem presumptuious...)

12/16/2006 11:36 PM  
Blogger Professor Fate said...

It isn't me (but it could be if you'll give me you address)

12/17/2006 12:48 AM  
Blogger Phil said...

Lindsey- In the last post you sounded horny and in this post you don't want oppportunity when it knocks? Make up your mind!

12/17/2006 6:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

being single is no fun

12/17/2006 7:19 AM  
Blogger Lindsey said...

Phil unless you are offering to put out...hush.

12/17/2006 9:27 AM  
Blogger Cheryl said...

I started getting those online too! Must be some overdrive of that intervention. I say back off too.

12/17/2006 2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO! Say it again sista!!

12/17/2006 10:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha! better than having spam asking you to enlarge appendages that i don't have.

12/17/2006 11:09 PM  
Blogger Princess Pessimism said...

HAHAHA @ Linny...Hush is such a funny word

12/17/2006 11:57 PM  
Blogger Princess Pessimism said...

besides, this is your can do whatever you want here. I dont recall you going to his blog and complaining about his posts. sheesh.

12/17/2006 11:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait... soo all those viagra adds i'm getting in my inbox MEAN something????

12/18/2006 2:12 AM  
Blogger Autumn Storm said...

Viagra, I get those too. Now what could that possibly mean? :-D

12/18/2006 2:48 AM  
Anonymous Glitter/Aleka said...

You have to send me a friend request!!!

12/18/2006 11:31 AM  
Blogger Cari said... stalkers...

just what any girl gets turned on too....

hope these wierdos stop...:}

12/18/2006 3:55 PM  
Blogger Cari said...

send me a friend request too...well of course if u want hah :}

12/18/2006 4:03 PM  
Blogger Courtney said...

Maybe MR. RIGHT'S guardian angel is sending them. Intriguing...

12/18/2006 7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to get all that kind of matchmaking spam/junkmail all the time when I was actually dating someone. I think it was a sign though as the relationship didn't work out. C'est la vie.

12/18/2006 8:32 PM  
Blogger yrautca said...

If there's anything that you want
If there's anything I can do
Just call on me and I'll send it along
With love, from me to you

12/18/2006 11:29 PM  
Blogger Chuckles said...

Go to one of these things. Go to all of them. You have nothing to lose.

12/19/2006 10:21 AM  

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