Scared to Open Anything
Something wierd's going on.
Over the last week I have been getting an alarmingly frequent number of invitations to singles events sent to my e-mail and MySpace accounts.
When I was just starting to dismiss it as a spammer glitch...I opened my mailbox at home and found one lurking in the dark corner...waiting for me.
I'm starting to think that there is some sort of Divine intervention going on here.
If that's the case...I've got a message for you... BACK OFF.
Thank you sooo much. *In my sweetest southern accent*
posted by Lindsey @ 12/15/2006 06:31:00 PM
26 Comments:
I'm #1. Woo hoo!!
Go ahead, bite the bullet. Join an online dating service. Imagine the stories!
i've got a singles event for you
dinner
with me
that's it
Divine Intervention and MySpace. Doubtful. Probably the Devil's work.
You do have that crazy souther accent...LOL!!
PX is hitting on you again
pp...not again, still!
Hmm what about that email you received though way back when....are you still single??
Ash...I'm still single. Fooling around with Px on the side. But single nonetheless.
I know you're still hitting on her. I didnt want to be the obvious one though. (I also didnt want to seem presumptuious...)
It isn't me (but it could be if you'll give me you address)
Lindsey- In the last post you sounded horny and in this post you don't want oppportunity when it knocks? Make up your mind!
being single is no fun
Phil unless you are offering to put out...hush.
I started getting those online too! Must be some overdrive of that intervention. I say back off too.
LMAO! Say it again sista!!
haha! better than having spam asking you to enlarge appendages that i don't have.
HAHAHA @ Linny...Hush is such a funny word
besides, this is your blog...you can do whatever you want here. I dont recall you going to his blog and complaining about his posts. sheesh.
wait... soo all those viagra adds i'm getting in my inbox MEAN something????
Viagra, I get those too. Now what could that possibly mean? :-D
You have to send me a friend request!!!
http://www.myspace.com/glitterglamgirl05
great....online stalkers...
just what any girl gets turned on too....
hope these wierdos stop...:}
send me a friend request too...well of course if u want hah :}
http://www.myspace.com/freebird79
Maybe MR. RIGHT'S guardian angel is sending them. Intriguing...
I used to get all that kind of matchmaking spam/junkmail all the time when I was actually dating someone. I think it was a sign though as the relationship didn't work out. C'est la vie.
If there's anything that you want
If there's anything I can do
Just call on me and I'll send it along
With love, from me to you
Go to one of these things. Go to all of them. You have nothing to lose.
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