Confessional
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have been lusting after the new pharmacy technician at Kroger...
Oh dear goodness, he is so hot...whew! A little on the short side but everything else about him is right up my alley. Broad shoulders, dark hair, dark eyes, olive skin...very sexy. Would it be too forward for me to ask him to marry me? Maybe that's coming on a bit strong...perhaps I should start off with, "Would you like to slip in the back for a quickie?"
I have to admit that I allowed my 'shopping' to lead me past the Pharmacy area on multiple occasions so that I could ogle the eye candy. Ahhhhh...I'm thinking tonight will be full of nice dreams. He he he he.
posted by Lindsey @ 10/18/2005 07:03:00 AM
27 Comments:
EEEEEEEWWW! This post was totally unnecessary. Now if you changed the word "pharmacist" to "phil's profile picture" I could live with it.
Ah, the Catholic guilt and confessional...
Gotta love it. There's a deputy (a woman!) here I'm lusting after... I stop by the courthouse one a week just to get a eyefull... Yummy!
ahh
the lust for life
i would offer you some advice, but i never know what to say and i doubt that you need it. just don't opportunities pass you by
just think...you could invite him to stand outside your window and see what he's missing at the moment ;)
do him twice and then blog about it in the morning.
;)
i too have a cute pharmacist. Unfortunately, he knows i'm married and have a baby. He's the one who filled my monthly prescription for pregnancy vitamins.
dang!
Do it!! Ask him for a quickie and love every minute of it.
And take dzer's advice, give us all the dirt afterward.
Go for it, definitely, get it while its hot. :-)
Love a woman that knows what she likes!
DO IT - I need to live vicariously through somebody whose life is exciting!!!
You should bring in a prescription to give him, your phone number!
I'll go with you and tell him that the cute girl on isle five wants his hot little pharmacist body. I think it would work...
Haha! My Ver. word is joysit! LOL!
Be bold and ask him out. What is the worst he could say? No. But at least you would have the sasisfaction for having the courage to ask him out. I did this once before I got married to a guy at a club that was hot and we actually dated for quite a while so I say go for it. Ask him out. It may or may not last but it will definetly be fun while you have it.
Here is what you can do, go to the
counter and hand him a paper that looks like a persciption and tell him, "I've got something only u can fill"
it reads:
one hot evening out with a hot girl at
(your fave restaurant or hot spot)
10/21/05 @ 7pm
sign with
name and number
I know thats bold, but thats all I could come up with, what do u got to lose? He can say yes or sorry I'm gay!
keep us posted ;)
Linny,
When you get near him you should do the "bend and snap" from the “Legally Blond” movie. Drop a box of toothpaste in front of him, and show him a little something something.
LOL @ Phils comment!!!
I think you should talk to him. Just fuck it. Do it!!! If he says hes not interesting, you never have to go to that place again.
ORRR...if you do go there again, you can go incognito! LOL
oooooooh doitdoitdoitdoitdoit!
and yes, obviously, you need to keep us posted on how it goes ;-)
Lol Phil...if I can't lust after you, I have to lust after someone...come on!
choooooooooow. you go girl!!!!
go talk to him!
I hope you haven't had any strange prescriptions filled by this guy or you might not have a chance!! But if not, and you get him in the back room, use a condom! There is a nice assortment on aisle 5! LOL!!
I love going into a shop or supermarket simply cos a hot girl works there. I'll walk past more than once but pretending I'm not actually interested in her, haha :D It's all good.
Linny, you promised you would not reveal my profession. :-(
LMAO
Now, just don't forget your first sentence...Simmer down girl
well...did you do it or not?
AND he's a pharmacist. The man of my dreams, fer sure!
You need to do some research. Find a drug that you need to refill on a weekly basis (I could only get my Clomid 5 at a time, for example, but I don't think fertility drugs would be the best approach to getting his attention) and then convince your doctor that you DEFINITELY need it. ;)
Sounds Desperate Housewives-ish to me. Kinda creepy.
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