Deep Southern Secrets

Anyone who lives in the deep south understands that we all have some secrets that we'd like to hide in a deep, dark closet and never bring out. These secrets are... our redneck hick trailor trash relatives (every family has a few). Yes, the ones that sit in their front yards, shirts off, big, hairy bellies sticking out, drinking beer and running a hand through their mullets while they have "Sweet Home Alabama" blaring from their pick up trucks and a rebel flag blowing in the breeze. You may walk by them while they're chugging Budweiser but once they spot you, they'll give you a big toothless grin and bellow, "Get R Done!!!" Then they'll spit out some of their chewin tobacco and resume playing the air guitar. If you're extra nice they might even take you in and show you their belt buckle collection.