Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may
have to kiss tomorrow.
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that
people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles
to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell
them all to bite me!
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may
have to kiss tomorrow.
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that
people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles
to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell
them all to bite me!
posted by Lindsey @ 10/06/2005 08:02:00 AM
20 Comments:
People are always saying that it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile. I just want to say that maybe I like the workout and get out of my office!
That's great! Are you having a bad day? It's the rain isn't it? I feel like a drenched rat today!
I just sent you mega happy, make stupid people stay away vibes. Hope your day gets brighter!
amen!
i might be tempted to steal that for my own personal gain :)
What's a 'finter'?
:-}
Remeber Linny, there is no personal problem in the world that can't be solved with the proper application of high explosives...
it takes even lesser muscles to bitchslap the schmuck on the head ;-)
LOL, fabulous! Mind if I memorize this :-)?
I can see this on a tattoo someday. {waves} at Linny. Hi sweetie.
holy crap you just made me laugh my ass off!!!
...and go tell them to F*** themselves...man I certainly have had that kind of week!
Sorry been crazy busy finalilzing mortgage and paperwork for old and new places, getting started on packing, and ready for thanksgiving away in New Brunswick with the "in-laws"...be back next week.
ahh words to live by!
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I love that! Thanks for making me smile. Hope you are soon.
the mean lady in the credit collections department has that pinned up in her cubicle
ur not a mean lady now are u linny?
No FU, I'm not a mean personl...I was just grumpy. I've had a long, bad week. The doctor is on vacation this week so my boss had us repainting the entire office. I've spent 4 days at the top of a ladder cutting in where the rollers couldn't reach and fixing other people's mistakes. My whole body aches, my fingers are stiff and I've got the beginnings of blisters on my palms from the rollers. Not to mention that they were shampooing the floor and I slipped and my foot slid under a door, tearing the top of my toes all to peices...it's still bruised and cut.
Sorry. That's the reason for the post.
Oh man. You scared the crap out of me at the beginning of this post.
First of all, because I recognzied "The Pledge". NOO! NEVEEERRR!!!
Yet, as I read on, I thank you for renewing my faith in wit and cynicism.
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