I Demand a Refund

Oh geez. Where to start? I guess I'll just do a brief summary for now and go into more detail later...I hate when people always write really long posts so I'm conscience about keeping mine at a reasonable length. I don't want you people to skip me because I'm being wordy.

First of all, it was just like being in high school all over again. There were still the cliques and no one was really willing to associate with anyone who was outside of their clique. Cathy and I walked in and all I saw were all the people I never associated with in school...aka the snooty kids. For one reason or another, the people I was looking forward to seeing never showed. (And Courtney, for the record, The Ho never showed. I was so pissed...but Cathy has convinced me it is because she has gotten so fat that she was unable to show her face...I'm going to choose to believe that.) Most of the snooty girls were still skinny and were getting drunk and acting like idiots. The guys were all going bald so I saw more shaved heads than I had originally thought. There were no beer chugging contests, however there was an unfortunate incident on the dance floor with one of the snooty girls dancing dirty with another chic and then flashing her, um, 'business' to the whole crowd. This is why you wear undies.

Since I had never even spoken to many of these people, it should be no surprise what happened when I ran into one of them in the bathroom. She smiles at me and says, "Are you having a good time?" "Yes," I lied. She smiled again, "Good, who are you here with?" Sweet Jesus. She thought I was someone's date.

Thankfully, people I knew started showing up and we chatted. I spent the majority of the evening being harassed by this little guy would kept hitting on me. I'm not shitting you when I say he comes up to boob level...he's only a little over 5'0 ft. When a girl says she doesn't want to dance...take no for what it means and walk away. Ugh! Okay, so then I ran into my exboyfriend and his wife. *way weird* ...at least until I'd had a couple of beers. He looks the same, still nice and still funny but he never got far without her right at his shoulder. I was pleased to notice that she is rather plump these days....ha. Score one for Linny for being hotter than the new wife. It's terrible but I wonder what he thought.

Okay, enough boring you...I'll save the rest for later...