At a Loss For Words
Ok, so we all know how boys and their...um...well, their 'parts' come in different sizes right?
Well, completely unbeknownest to me...so do women!!
Apparently one hooha is not the same as the next!!
I am aghast people.
So now I've got all these questions...is one size better than the other? Do men have a preference? Does it play a factor in their sexual satisfaction? Worst of all, how do you know if you have a big hooha or not?
Now I'm all paranoid...worried that I could be walking around with an abnormal hooha. :o(
posted by Lindsey @ 6/28/2007 08:05:00 PM
29 Comments:
Hiya Lindsey, SaffronSaris turns 2 tomorrow, you're cordially invited over for cakes :)
Umm, OK just how did this first become apparent to you, and why would it be an issue or a problem? I mean gals come in all sizes & shapes right? Breast sizes, leg sizes, arm sizes, shoulder widths, head shapes, face shapes, all can differ & vary quite naturally in any population. Why would we think any other parts of our anatomy are somehow immune from these simple universal biological rules? Just wondering... Cheers & Good Luck, 'VJ'
My guy friends told me. And that is just something that has never occurred to me...and I don't want to be on the 'big' scale...like a boy on the 'little' scale. :o(
sorry Linny this is new to me..lol wuts with the hooha size? I mean how d u measure it?
Keshi.
oh my god, i'm DYING right now. hysterical.
i think unless you're hanging out of your shorts, you're OK. :)
Jenn...I'm not talking about the outside of the hooha, we're talking about the inside!! :o(
Hooha size is relative and important. No question about it. Eternal happiness is dependent on hooha compatibility with the LRP. If hooha is too big, that is a problem. If hooha is too small, again, problem. No amount of love can overcome hooha and LRP incompatibility. None. Period. Now, if you need help in determining your hooha size and potential compatibility issues, just drive about four hours north and plan to spend a day. I won't even charge you. Think of it as a favor among bloggers. :-D
Yep size matters. Looking for a woman with a big, true heart.
I remember when I learned that! I had sorta the same reaction. It's funny that it didn't occur to me sooner. But, no one ever talks about that.
OH good lord, how would you even know what your "size" is. Great, now that's all I'm gonna think about! And I'm 7 1/2 months pregnant, which means things could be getting larger as I type......sweet jesus!
Well, I guess when I go in for my bikini wax next week I know I'm all right in the hoo hah department unless the waxer backs away with large eyes and a look of terror on her face! And if screams follow .... oh crap! ;)
Geez, this is the modern age, right? You can find all this on the web too. Think of all the beautiful outside shapes & textures here alone. The insides only slightly less variable, but I imagine the trick is to find something (&someone) that fits well & feels good. And there's a wide variety of possibilities that can 'fit the bill'. And yes, muscles & toning are important here too, Kegels will add to the sensation there for both parties to enjoy. That can be practiced throughout your life. But the shape & function of your 'hooha' will actually change with age & kids too. Always something to remember! Again, still more basic human biology & anatomy. Cheers & Good Luck! 'VJ'
In answer to your questions, yes, yes, yes, and I don't know how you'd tell - just gauge your partner's reaction I suppose!
I loved how you described women's parts as "Hoohas". One thing that is better about "hoohas" though is that when your "hoohas" are with a person for a certain amount of time, it will actually meld to that shape that best fits the counterpart. Unlike the counterpart where, what you see is what you get.
Wow.
Now I am worried about my hooha!!!
i dont really care about the size of a hooha... as long as it feels nice
yeah...
j/k
Ewww....so not something I wanted to think about...
Hooha? LOL Did you make that up or is that a bonafide term?
Length is unimportant (unless you have a monster d* about to head down the runway), just keep doing your kegels and you'll keep 'em whistling.
Interesting... I too was unaware that women had different gear down there. Until I discovered porn that is... now I view, giggle at and compare parts on a regular Friday night basis and I can tell you for 100% we are ALL different. Won't go into too many details but will suggest that you rent a movie or two and check em'm all out yourself. It's kinda fun.
LMAO, my friend went to her gyno to ask if hers was "normal"
Lindsey...magnificent. Just...magnificent. I didn't know if you had it in you to make me guffaw. But you did...and I'm happier for it.
Perhaps I'll expound on this in my blog since it's actually an important topic.
Vaginas: One size does not fit all.
Oh, I have answers for you, but they are not appropriate and involve stories of people I know. But yes they are different sizes. And some women get stretched out...from too much use. Like A LOT of use, if you know what I mean.
There was a Curb Your Enthusiasm about this a few seasons ago. A woman had accused a guy of having a small pp and he countered by saying that she had a huge hooha. Hilarity ensued.
Hooha. I haven't heard it describe as such until January 2007 and now you are the 5th female to use that noun. Is there a newsletter?
Of course they came in different sizes and shapes. Does it matter? Well, you didn't know and most guys don't either...but yes it can be a matter of sexual satisfaction. But the hooha if a wonderful thing it can swell to enjoy a penis or stretch to accommodate a baby's head and shoulders.
The hooha is like a penis unless you are two or three standard deviations away from the average it shouldn't be noticed. And it isn't anything you can change anyway so there isn't much need to worry about it.
I am totally laughing at this post!! And of course the word hooha!
I read about the different sizes in the kama sutra. There are classifications and everything.
the euphamism you're looking for is "a beanpole in a bucket"
Following px's comment, other euphemisms commonly heard in Scotland are "like a bill-poster's bucket", "like a wizard's sleeve" and "like a burst welly", the last comparing a large "hooha" to a wellington boot.
Why you do this to us? Now every woman out there is paranoid that we have abnormal hooha's! And PS - I love the term hooha :)
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