Sunday, January 08, 2006

Can You Hear Me Up There?


*Last night...kneeling at the end of the bed, staring up at the cieling.*

Hello up there. We haven't been formally introduced but my name is Linny. I've been a good person, a kind person...I was just wondering perhaps if you could see that a little kindness swings my way? I'm not asking for much. I was just thinking that perhaps you could see fit to send a David Beckham look alike my way?

*Sigh* It was worth a try...and you can't blame a girl for asking...I mean come on. He is h-o-t ...HOT! Give me a man with David Beckham's looks and Will Smith's personality and all my dreams will come true.....

27 Comments:

Blogger Autumn Storm said...

..and following on from the above comment, there are soooo many of them out there!! :-)

1/08/2006 12:47 PM  
Blogger Princess Pessimism said...

I agree...SOOOO HOT!!! Soccer players have the BEST bodies....

1/08/2006 1:01 PM  
Blogger Chuckles said...

Right, but then he would call you just to say hi and you would call him needy and dump him. Sheesh. Girls are so crazy.

See also Dan Savage's column for this week at avclub.com/content/savagelove

Warning! Adult Content!

1/08/2006 3:26 PM  
Blogger Dzeni said...

Here's the problem, you say:

"I've been a good person, a kind person..."

I guess they forgot to tell you that no good deed goes unpunished. Which could be why the Beckham look alike continues to elude you. At least the dream is fee ;)

1/08/2006 3:41 PM  
Blogger Miss Ash said...

I love his strong, muscular legs :)

1/08/2006 3:55 PM  
Blogger Tidy Bowl said...

If you find said David Beckham look alike...

and he has a brother...

could you send one of 'em my way?

Pretty please?

1/08/2006 5:54 PM  
Blogger Innocent Bystander said...

All British men look like that... he's pretty normal really.

he he, as a 'soccer' player, unfortunately princess pessimism isn't 100% right - mine isn't the greatest, but unfortunately I'm no David Beckham on the pitch or off it.

He's a bit of a cheater though... all those affairs!

1/08/2006 6:24 PM  
Blogger Lindsey said...

Princess...I KNOW! Soccer men are just so much hotter than baseball or football guys.

IB...if all British men look like him..then I'm moving...ASAP! I know he's a cheater. But I didn't say I necessarily wanted to have a relationship with him. I just want to do naughty things with him. :0)lol

1/08/2006 6:29 PM  
Blogger Thomas J Wolfenden said...

Sorry... I'm not him.

1/08/2006 6:34 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

LOL Linny haahahahhaa good one!

I dun like Bekham all that much - maybe just for a day lol!

Keshi.

1/08/2006 10:37 PM  
Blogger berly02 said...

oh goodness
to be posh spice
just for a few hours

1/09/2006 7:01 AM  
Blogger Courtney O. said...

I'm with ragazza - "is that so much to ask???" LOL

1/09/2006 7:56 AM  
Blogger Drywall Mom said...

I used to have a poster of Brad Pitt over my bed. The one with him in ledgends of the fall. I still think he's hot.

1/09/2006 10:16 AM  
Blogger PAINKEY said...

yeah, he's a hottie!
I hope your prayer gets answered,
you deserve it ;)

1/09/2006 10:42 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

But what if he has a small pee pee and is really bad in bed?

1/09/2006 11:15 AM  
Blogger Lindsey said...

Tickneen...oh goodness...don't say that!!!

If he's bad in bed...I can always teach him...as for theother thing...I'd be screwed..figuritively speaking. :0(

1/09/2006 11:23 AM  
Blogger Steph said...

I want one too!!!

1/09/2006 11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup... difinately yummy! And with Will Smith's personality... that would be awesome... you DO have good taste in men ;)

1/09/2006 11:54 AM  
Blogger Alice said...

rawr... beckham is just ridiculous. so ridiculous i'd have to do very bad things to him. hee. and with an english accent to boot? OH MY GOD. (ps, all brits SO DO NOT look like him.)

1/09/2006 12:15 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Good combination! I would also add the humor of John Stewart because really, why settle!

1/09/2006 12:46 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I am pissed at Santa for this exact reason. I asked him for ONE THING this year, and do you think he could deliver? Let me put it this way...

...NO.

1/09/2006 1:04 PM  
Blogger Cheryl said...

Could you see if I can get one too?

1/09/2006 1:23 PM  
Blogger Justine said...

its been so funny reading all these comments! I mean, GIRLS! He's just a GUY!
:-)
(please don't attack me...!)

1/09/2006 5:51 PM  
Blogger Crazy Me said...

Yowza!!! I think he might be my new free pass. I'll have to update my boy!

1/09/2006 7:37 PM  
Blogger A. B. Chairiet said...

Cute post.
Cute guy.

Cute, cute, cute. :)
~Ash

1/10/2006 10:03 AM  
Blogger lisa said...

NICE stomach.. Yummy

1/11/2006 11:16 AM  
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