Bring It On
The leasing agreement we sign with the apartment complex clearly states that we are not allowed to leave our bags of trash sitting outside of our front doors. Legal definition: it is a health hazard and it doesn't follow the cleanliness and overall appearance rules of the complex. Basic definition: no one wants to look at and smell your shit all day.
The two girls that live in the apartment next to me have never obeyed this rule. They are forever leaving their bags of trash outside of the door and what's worse is that they've been known to let it sit there for a week or more at a time. Now...our front doors are less than 4 feet apart, however, I have never once complained to them or the management about this. As long as it's not blocking my door or smelling like crazy, I'm not going to get too ruffled about it.
That being said...I am now ruffled. Sunday I came home to notice that they had two large black trash bags sitting outside of their door. By Wednesday, one of the bags had disappeared but the other was still there. I thought nothing of it until this morning, 5 days later, when I opened my front door to find the bag of trash sitting directly in front of MY apartment. I picked it up and set it back in front of the girls' door and went to work. I have just come home to once again find the flippin' trash bag placed in front of my door. We are about to have a fight. I plan to keep an eye on the peep hole tonight and play garbage bag nazi...
posted by Lindsey @ 12/23/2005 07:12:00 PM
22 Comments:
kick there ass linny! if you see them doing it, let them have it. ask them why in the hell they put it right in front of your door.
hope your feeling better!
Kt mae
They don't know who they're tangling with, do they?
How immature! If they can't keep their trash in a proper trash receptacle (i.e. a trash can or a dumpster), then you should just report them to the landlord. Idiots.
That doesn't compare to the supposed trash valet that we have at my apartment complex. Two days a week someone comes and picks up trash. We aren't supposed to leave the trash out until the day of the pick up. My neighbors leave their trash out 2-3 days before that. Their door is a foot away from ours. sigh.
How horrible! At least there aren't gnats flying all around it... Or are there? Gross!
The 2 girls are quite impossible.
Still, MERRY CHRISTMAS to you!
Don't let them spoil your mood.
:)
"garbage bag nazi" :-)
Let us know what happens (could just be elves playing tricks) ;)
dodgy people!
sort them out...and if you don't threaten them with me, i'm pure evil when people nark me. i have two modes, the legit route, where i just say to them if you don't start following the rules i'm going to put in a complaint, or the revenge mode where i start posting their trash back through their letterbox while they're asleep (assuming they have one that is) alternately you could just open a tin of fish and hide it in their air conditioning or (one of my favourites) get a male mate to pee on their door handle ;)
Linny- Brush your teeth and head over to my blog.You are cordially invited to a Christmas party.No need to bring a date. I've got one for you.
I'd dump the bag of smelly garbage in front of their door...rip it open, and then call the landlords and complain that they are filthy people LOL
Open then bag and dump it in front of their door...
Oh, just thought of something. Perhaps the bags aren't theirs, but another neighbor trying to make a point and they think it's yours.
Merry Christmas Eve Linny. Now go kick those beotches asses.
Uh oh...thats nasty! Who leaves their garbage outside of their door anyway, it's sick. How lazy is someone to not even take it outside...losers.
I agree with your sister. Kick some ass over there.....
Merry Christmas, sweetie. Hope you have a wonderful day, xxx
I'd suggest the same thing Kat did...
Merry Christmas!
[Running through Blogger-Falls ala George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life...one day late]
Merry Christmas!
Mer-ry Christmas!!
[This has been Ashley Chairiet, ala George Bailey, wishing you, Linny, a Merry Christmas. A great, wonderful, peaceful Christmas. Here's to a new year, a better year. And to you: happiness; my friend.]
Happy Holidays! Hope you're feeling better!!
~ Ash
Ohhhhhhhhh - that's the shit I lose sleep over!! GET 'EM!
Definitely rip the back of the bag and lean it against their door. If they try and say anything, just deck their halls with a rabbit punch to the face.
I bet their Republicans. Those people always want someone else to clean up their messes.
C'mon Linny, me and the rest of the party are still waiting for you to show up.
I agree with Katie and tree,
kick some ass....
I say, take it, open it, and dump it all in front of their door so that they have to clean it up and then take it down. That should piss them off.
I would empty it out on their doorstep and then follow that with a call to the leasing office. That way your pesky neighbors won't have time to clean it up before their caught. . . Anxious to hear a follow up on this one!
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