Saturday, December 17, 2005

Take Me To Your Leader...

I strongly believe the aforementioned aliens read my last blog and are subsequently playing mind tricks on me for their own amusement.

I was driving to work yesterday morning when I spotted what looked like I polar bear running across the front yard of one of the houses. I kid you not. It was running really quick and I couldn't get a good look so I sped up to see if I could catch another glimpse of it through the trees. All of my common sense said there was no way in hell it was a polar bear...but at 7:00am in freezing cold weather, it was a big white blur of something hauling ass.

See, where I live in Georgia...there a lot of old farm houses sitting on several acres of land that have big pastures with horses out front. When my family from Arizona visits, they like to call it Norman Rockwell Land. Generally it's all nice and quiet...that is until a polar bear interrupts your morning commute. So...like I was saying, I sped up until I was able to catch up with it...I was relieved to find out that it was just a pony. Whew!

Okay, then this morning I was asleep in the bed and I woke up to the feeling of the bed pressing down next to me...like when someone is laying down. Considering the fact that I live alone...I freaked. Eyes open in a flash, I was sitting straight up, wildly scanning the room. It was empty.

I'm telling you...it's the aliens. If I mysteriously vanish...you'll know what happened.

27 Comments:

Blogger Chuckles said...

I have had three weird incidents in my apartment. I rent my coworker's basement and his partner died from cancer a few years ago and three times weird things have happened. My bed is right where the deceased's desk was and I woke up in the middle of the night and saw someone leaning over my bed and blinked and they were gone. Once I have been shaken awake by what felt like someone shaking my arm wildly by holding my wrist. Finally, I was about to fall asleep and suddenly felt like someone had dumped a few blankets on top of me followed by a huge load of sand. I could move at all. It felt wild. these are all probably just the result of the dream state and not a ghost, but they sure were weird.

12/17/2005 4:11 PM  
Blogger Miss Ash said...

Yikes, i remember i had the feeling that someone was in my bed when i was younger. I woke up suddenly and something in my head told me to touch the other side of the bed. Sure enough i felt someone and as my heart raced i jumped up but got all tangled in my sheets and almost had a heart attack, i threw on the light and there was my sister telling me to "turn the light off i'm trying to sleep" turns out she watched a movie called Rabid Grannies and became scared so she snuck into my room.

I rented Rabid Grannies to see what the big deal was and it was a horrible movie and she's just s scaredy cat cause it was not scary at all.

12/17/2005 5:02 PM  
Blogger Innocent Bystander said...

Polar bear? Are you on an island after a plane crash surrounded by a random collection of individuals? Can you see a French woman? :-)

12/17/2005 5:39 PM  
Blogger DZER said...

bear vs. pony? darlin' ... you need to work on animal recognition LOL

as for the second part ... it wasn't aliens!!

sheesh!!

obiviously ... it was a ghoooooooooooooooost!!!

12/17/2005 5:56 PM  
Blogger Hoochie Mama said...

The aliens are real Linny! That wasn't a pony, they are playing mind tricks on you! Fight it Linny!

12/17/2005 7:09 PM  
Blogger Katie said...

I cant say much about the polar bear thing. I have done the same thing about other things I think I have seen.

At moms and dads in my room(your old room)i have had many of things hapen to me. I was in bed one night and then I felt like someone just laid on the bed be hinde me. I turned to look nothing was there. However, i looked a little harder and you could see the shape of someones body on the bad but no one was there.. I would not sleep in there for the longest time....

see the aliens are real linny....fight it...don't let them get you.....RUN!!!!

12/17/2005 8:04 PM  
Blogger Abigail S. said...

Sometimes, I think I see something out the corner of my eye. Like a dark figure, a person or something. I turn, and there's nothing there... Hmmm.

12/18/2005 12:15 AM  
Blogger SaffronSaris said...

Oh dear Linny, did you just land on an island?
;)

12/18/2005 1:22 AM  
Blogger A. B. Chairiet said...

So it wasn't a polar bear...but still, a pony running across the road?

That's pretty strange too. Even for a fellow Southerner such as myself.

We used to have a problem with alligators and bears crossing the roads down here. I never saw them though. Just the usual...and an emu.

Silly, silly.
~ Ash

12/18/2005 1:54 AM  
Blogger Just A Human said...

You know what... I think some alien has invaded my mind. I get up every morning at the beep of my alaram that I set in the night, I do all mechanical things to get ready for work on machines, end my day with frustrations with all the problems created by machines created by me - this loops every day in and out...

Don't you think humans were different kind when they were born?

12/18/2005 4:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We, honestly, have a ghost that lives in our house. It can be dead quiet, and then all of a sudden you hear footfalls on the steps... Or the TV turns on or off without any reason. Or you see someone walking by when you're alone in the house reading... sometimes you hear a voice. It hasn't been violent, so we're not too worried about it.

It's not only us, I've had a friend over watching movies... and the movie ends (I fell asleep) and she woke me up... "There's someone in here..."

No, it was just the ghost...

12/18/2005 9:32 AM  
Blogger Px said...

yeah...if you vanish it'll be that the men in white coats have come and got you, to haul you away to some maximum security facility for the loopy
;)
just kidding

12/18/2005 11:37 AM  
Blogger Princess Pessimism said...

...and considering that it's georgia...and there ARE no polar bears there.....

And I remember when Miss Ash's story happened....LOL.

12/18/2005 11:39 AM  
Blogger berly02 said...

Be safe Linny. Perhaps you should buy a blow horn to carry with you. Just in case.

12/18/2005 3:23 PM  
Blogger Courtney O. said...

That's kind of spooky.
One of my co-workers was laying in bed recently when she swears something tucked her in. As in tucked the comforter under her legs and under her chin.
She subsequently broke lease and moved out of the apartment.
Creepy.

12/18/2005 7:06 PM  
Blogger Agnes said...

Linny - you're kinda freakin me out hon. LOL
Maybe the cold is getting to you?
Maybe you're not eating right?
Hmmm...no...it's the aliens. PLEASE keep a camera by the bed. For chrissakes I wish someone would get a GOOD photo of them. ;)

(even a bad one will sell for $$$ to the Inquirer.)

12/18/2005 7:17 PM  
Blogger Matthew May said...

Me and my cousin saw an 9' + black shape come out of a woods near my parents house years ago.

I've seen spirits and strange white "alien style-pattern faces over other peoples faces at times.

12/18/2005 9:16 PM  
Blogger FU said...

thas some spooky shit my dear..

there are no polar bears in GA silly...

i think i have a psychic vibe or something.. i can sense precenses of other beings that aren't there....

oh.. the men in the white coats are here to take me away.. :)

12/18/2005 10:50 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

LOL Linny c'mon u wont be taken by the aliens!

Keshi.

12/18/2005 10:57 PM  
Blogger Rex Venom said...

Listen carefully:
Please lay off the acid. At least during the week and when you drive.
(hee hee hee)
But, semi-seriously, those aliens can get pretty evil if you let them know they are getting to you. Ignore them and they go away, like horny drunks at happy hour.
Rock on!

12/18/2005 11:32 PM  
Blogger Crazy Me said...

All the ghost comments are freaking me out. Tell them to stop, Linny!!

12/19/2005 12:22 AM  
Blogger Thomas J Wolfenden said...

Pony, polar bear... I can see where you made the mixup...

They're both quadrapedal mammals...

;)

12/19/2005 6:12 AM  
Blogger Autumn Storm said...

:-)

You been sleeping enough lately? I see all sorts when I'm tired.
PS If you ever do disappear, I'll come looking for you, even if it means travelling to Mars lol

12/19/2005 7:02 AM  
Blogger PAINKEY said...

you crack me up ;)

12/19/2005 10:51 AM  
Blogger Sass said...

The bed pressing down on you...

You crack me up only because I woke up thinking I was floating

12/19/2005 11:19 AM  
Blogger Jaime said...

Lol... my morning commute is so boring. No polar bears OR ponies.

12/26/2005 2:23 PM  
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