Sunday, July 16, 2006

Can We Skip Tomorrow?

Right. So tomorrow is D-day.

I will be 29 and officially on the very cusp of genuine spinsterhood.

So far my birthday weekend isn't starting off very well. Yesterday I woke up to find a gray hair.

*Gasp!*

In a blind moment of panic I ripped it from its root and searched my hair for any further damning evidence...All the while praying that my Granny was wrong when she used to say, "If you pull one, two more will grow in its place."

I don't even want to think about it.

On an interesting note, I was checking my hit counter when I discovered that I am listed on a sight called The Best of the Web Blogs which is very cool. The only thing that perplexes me is that my sweet, innocent little blog has been categorized with blogs dealing with female sexuality. Even on the Web I'm sandwiched in a virtual orgy and still not getting any play. Go figure.

Review of "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest"

40 Comments:

Blogger FU said...

mmm... sandwich and orgy...

i think i'm having a homer moment...

7/16/2006 10:52 AM  
Blogger Professor Fate said...

You can have as many 29th birthdays as you want. That is the power of being a grown-up.

Happy Birthday (and that is the last time I'll make reference to the anniversary of your world premier).

I agree with the Pirates review, but it was a typical 2nd movie of the trilogy (Back to the Future II, Return of the Jedi, Attack of the Clones), it is just a background for the third. I hope that is the case.

7/16/2006 12:50 PM  
Blogger Princess Pessimism said...

AWWW!!! happy Birthday tomorrow!!! I have also found a couple of grey hairs...about 10. But mine have all come from stressing about guys...

7/16/2006 1:16 PM  
Blogger berly02 said...

I find lots of gray hairs. I rip them out and pray that two browns will grow in their place. Hasn't happended yet, but only the one returns.
HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!

7/16/2006 4:41 PM  
Blogger tsduff said...

I used to rip out my grey hairs while waiting in the parking lot for my first child to get out of kindergarden. Good thing I stopped... I would be a bald woman by now. Last week when I picked up my Grandson from preschool, he asked me "Grandma, why is your hair all grey?" I answered him indignantly... "It's not grey, it is silver." Which it is. Lucky me.

7/16/2006 5:30 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

Linny babez it's the 17th of July in Aus ;-) I kept counting days upto that very specila day.

Whoaaaaaaaaaaa HAPPY BIRTHDAY Girl! Mwahhhhhh n Hugggggggggz!

**Even on the Web I'm sandwiched in a virtual orgy and still not getting any play.

lol and thats what takes me high...ur great sense of humor - luv u babez!

Keep smiling and my wish for u as u enter the 30th year of ur so far great life, is that u soon find that man who deserves ur love and u, one of the most beautiful women that a guy could ever have. Good luck girl!


Keshi.

7/16/2006 6:40 PM  
Blogger Miss Ash said...

Happy Early Birthday!!!Unfortunately i'm not one for encouraging words on such a day. I loathe getting older. I also loathe people that tell me i'm not that old and laugh. I'm 28, just got a permanent job and i'm still single. I feel old.

7/16/2006 7:20 PM  
Blogger Pheebs said...

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear linnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...happy birthday toooooo youuuuuuu...

7/16/2006 7:59 PM  
Blogger NotCarrie said...

I've had a few grey hairs all my life, don't worry!

Happy (almost) Birthday!!!!

7/16/2006 9:47 PM  
Blogger East Coast Teacher said...

Curiosity stinks, doesn't it?

I emailed him back tonight - wasn't sure I wanted to open that can of worms that's been closed for nearly 2 1/2 years...but who knows what'll happen.

And as for your wondering if he'll call - only time will tell.

Happy early birthday!

7/16/2006 11:13 PM  
Blogger Dzeni said...

Happy Birthday! Hope that you have a great day. When my hair starts to go grey, I'm blaming it on my students.

That's one of the perks of being a teacher :)

7/17/2006 12:34 AM  
Blogger Cari said...

Linny

gran is right.

take it from me...

I am now plucking 4 or 5 grays.

7/17/2006 9:32 AM  
Blogger TrĂ©e said...

Happy Birthday Linny. :-)

7/17/2006 10:07 AM  
Blogger Sherry said...

WE ARE NOT SPINSTERS - WE AREN'T EVEN CLOSE! Just because we have chosen to be more selective about who/when we marry than our parents were - especially in times like these (that sounds so terribly corny) when most men are not really men and society has become desensitized to violence, pornography and decent moral values... I prefer to think that I am much much smarter than many of my friends who are on their 2nd or third marriages.

7/17/2006 10:08 AM  
Blogger Chuckles said...

Gray hairs are not as bad as the wolf hairs I have growing out of my eyebrows.

Happy Birthday!

7/17/2006 10:57 AM  
Blogger PAINKEY said...

'HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U 2 U,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U, 2 U,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LINNY,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOO

AH, HAD TO GET THAT OUT OF MY SYSTEM.

WELL GIRLIE, HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY!

7/17/2006 12:57 PM  
Blogger The Dummy said...

Happy birthday! :)

7/17/2006 1:15 PM  
Blogger DCVita said...

Happy Birthday!!! Welcome to the 29 year old club :) May your year be far more emotionally stable than mine was. I am still waiting for it to settle down a bit.

7/17/2006 1:24 PM  
Blogger FU said...

Happy Birthday Linny!!!

I just realized you and my EX have the same birthday... SHUDDER..

i don't think you and I are gonna get together now... I'm sorry!

JK - have a great one.. and age is just a number. date younger men. like me.

:)

7/17/2006 4:07 PM  
Blogger Autumn Storm said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINNY!!!!!
:-)
Hope you have a fantastic day, xo

7/17/2006 4:07 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

Don't worry Linny, I'm sure there's plenty of men on the internet that would be happy to hook up with you. Are you telling us you didn't purposely put yourself in the adult sites category? C'mon Linny, be honest!

7/17/2006 4:31 PM  
Blogger Kathryn said...

Happy Birthday! I HATED turning 29, but 30 was positively liberating (trust me on this). And as for that grey hair??? That's what Clairol is for, darling

7/17/2006 4:57 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

Happy Birthday, Linny! :)

7/17/2006 5:46 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...


Happy Birfday!!!

Ya lil cutie pie. I mean cootie pie!

Nah...I'd date you =P

7/17/2006 6:35 PM  
Blogger Deb said...

Well happy birthday! Believe me, after 30 I started dying my hair to get the grays out. My partner gives them to me...... ugh----that's a whole nutha' story in itself! (hehe)

As far as your statcounter---I have been Googled and searched for three way sex, erotic lesbian porn sites as well as schitzophrenia and other mental disorders. Don't feel bad. I'd rather be placed in YOUR catagory!

Enjoy your birthday! :)

7/17/2006 8:43 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

Oh lord, I've had gray hair since I was 19. It's disturbing, to say the least. When it comes time to color my hair every 7 weeks, I have to pluck a zillion grays out so that I can actually be seen in public.

Not fun.

7/17/2006 8:55 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

PS-- Happy Birthday! Duh, i forgot to say that!!

7/17/2006 8:56 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

Also, great review. You write them really well. I had my doubts about Pirates- sequels (or 2nd parts) are never quite what the first were.

7/17/2006 8:57 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

uh oh have we skipped blogging altogether? :)

Keshi.

7/17/2006 10:28 PM  
Blogger DZER said...

happy birthday darlin' ... welcome to the old as dirt club lol

7/17/2006 10:53 PM  
Blogger Ekta said...

hey,
firstly belated bday!!!!!!!!!!
and abt grey hair..well lets leave that!
I remember the first time I found one white hair..its haunted me for a few weeks and then u eventually forget all abt it;-)

7/17/2006 10:55 PM  
Blogger A. B. Chairiet said...

Happy (late) Birthday, Linny me girl!! :)

I hope you had the greatest birthday ever. I hope you get everything you wish for.

I hope you're well.

I hope you're having the best summer, and that you meet the most gorgeous man alive. ;)

Happy Tuesday, sweetheart. :)

Love,
~ Ash

7/18/2006 7:58 AM  
Blogger Okie said...

Happy birthday, Linny.

7/18/2006 1:49 PM  
Blogger Cheryl said...

Well, happy birthday anyway. You're as young as you feel, remember that.

7/18/2006 6:58 PM  
Blogger Professor Fate said...

It is the first day of the rest of your life. Enjoy!

7/18/2006 7:49 PM  
Blogger Nick said...

Happy Birthday... and don't worry about the age thing. The hottest women I know are 30 or older... so you can only get better.

7/19/2006 2:36 PM  
Blogger Josh said...

Sweet, blogging orgy. Is this like a "Wide Eyes Shut" invitation only thing? I hope not.

Happy Birthday! Live it up, one more year till death of your youth. Do I sound bitter?

7/21/2006 1:00 AM  
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